"Crime’s the disease… meet the cure! Okay, not the cure: more like a topical ointment that reduces swelling and itch." (x)
EXCEPT YOU SHOULD NEVER BATHE A BUNNY THOUGH
YES. NEVER EVER BATHE YOUR BUNNY. IT COULD KILL THEM.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT. THANK YOU FOR NOTICING.
I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift
Comfort you when you’re sad
We all feel down now and then
But I’m here if you need me
So I found a thing from John Green’s pre-vlogbrothers blog.
I think he might have been wrong about that one.
"The city council…would like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park. It is possible you will see hooded figures in the dog park. Do not approach them. Do not approach the dog park.”
sitting and waiting for a live show to start…
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
My dad’s GPS
omfg why does this not have more notes haha
I’m sorry about all these reblogs today people, but… everyone should hear this. Oh my gosh.
This is why we NEED feminism.
Oh hey, remember earlier this year when someone casually mentioned that more women are killed in domestic violence than soldiers are killed in war?
Shit, turns out that user wasn’t just fucking around. You just had to clarify your dates.
Ilustrations by the incredible Carol Rossetti check her out and follow her here! http://carolrossettidesign.tumblr.com/
I sure do love my horizontal stripes!
that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard
How do Red Pandas even survive in the wild?
Reblogging again because it’s just that awesome.
"hey that’s a cute dress"
"IT HAS POCKETS"
"oh that’s cool but i really like the lace on the collar"
"LOOK AT THE POCKETS THEY’RE ACTUALLY BIG"
literally anyone who wears clothes made for women will freak out when there are decently sized pockets built in it’s like finding a unicorn